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Come and listen to a story about a man named Dick, A poor marksman with glasses kinda thick, Then one day he was shooting at some quail, When up popped a lawyer and he let out a wail! Attorney that is. Buckshot barrister; Texas Toast. Well next thing you know Ol' Dick's the butt of jokes, Got folks rolling And laughing coast-to-coast An undisclosed location Is the place you ought to be Anywhere but standing In front of Dick Cheney. V. P., that is, Hunting fool, Shotgun scars. (By Joe Heller, The Green Bay Press-Gazette)
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