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(Sung to the Tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to a story about a man named Dick,
A poor marksman with glasses kinda thick,
Then one day he was shooting at some quail,
When up popped a lawyer and he let out a wail!
Attorney that is.
Buckshot barrister;
Texas Toast.
Well next thing you know
Ol' Dick's the butt of jokes,
Got folks rolling
And laughing coast-to-coast
An undisclosed location
Is the place you ought to be
Anywhere but standing
In front of Dick Cheney.
V. P., that is,
Hunting fool,
Shotgun scars.
(By Joe Heller, The Green Bay Press-Gazette)
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